Shorty's Key Strokes

My Birthday was Sunday & it's now Tuesday....(so where did Monday go?)

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:52:42 -0500

Here I sit at the age of 23 years old. I feel a little older and with that said, a little fatter too. I was the short skinny kid in class and now I am just a little bit taller and looking at myself thinking I should probably stop eating ho-ho's for lunch....

Although things could be worse! I could release a hip hop album and although I never would, it would probably suck anyway....

I give a lot of respect to most of the hip hop artist of today, because it must be real hard to rhyme something with "girls booty"....hmmmmmm.....let's think...ok so she "shakes her Booty but I ain't fruity" (again I won't ever put out an album).

I won't put out a hip hop album why you ask? Ahhh, because I am not as cool as (drum roll please.............................) Bill Cosby!

Yes I said it. Bill Cosby wants and IS going to put out an album that gets in touch with today's youth about the importance of school and education.

School and education? Who needs that crap?

The sad part is that no one will probably buy his album. Even more sad news, nobody will probably illegally download that crap either. Geez!

Out,

Shorty

Rihanna + Chris Brown = Love?!?!

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 16:00:28 -0500

you be the judge....this is a picture taken of Chris Brown and Rihanna at a party in Paris. Hmmm, I thought they were "just friends"

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii190/djshorty981/rihanna-chris-brown-snuggling-20.jpg

These people should have just drove a car...

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:08:54 -0500

What It Do?!?! I have made a safe return from Boston. It was 5 DEGREES there! I'm Glad to be back where it's 65 degrees. We flew in a plane to and from Boston. Of course, after seeing this video I think next time I would rather just drive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b43lAoovqd8

Boston

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:27:05 -0500

What It Do?! I am taking a mini-vacation this week in my girlfriend's city of Boston. Not to brag, but there was snow on the ground when we got off the plane. A little snow also fell last night.

Yesterday was Molly's 22nd birthday. We got to visit Fenway Park (Go Red Sox). Aferwards, we had dinner in probably the tallest building in Boston. It was awesome to see the entire city from that view.

Today we enjoyed the aquarium and went to an I-Max theatre and I had some delicious seafood.

The picture below is a view from Molly's house overlooking downtown Boston.
Hope Greenville is doing well. See you all when I return next week!