Jet Black's Rambling Bunch of Nothingness

VACATION IN LOS ANGELES...IT'S THE BEST!

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:49:57 -0500

At least according to Catherina Zeta Jones it is....

"I hate Los Angeles with a passion. I felt that way even when I was single and knocking on doors trying to get a job. We go there, work hard, have our meetings and then get the hell out again. I don't know how people live there, especially with kids."

- Catherine Zeta-Jones

DAMN IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE DON'T HAVE THIS!

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:51:46 -0500

This is the same company which-a few months back-invented a car that costs only $2500 new. BUT it's not available in the USA . Why is it that a gasless vehicle that eliminates the reason to buy oil from foreign countries hasn't nipped the minds of US manufacturers? How bad can this be for anybody, anywhere in the world -- except for foreign oil?

The Compressed Air Car, developed by Motor Development International (MDI) Founder Guy Negre, might be the best thing to happen to the motor engine, and people all over the world.

The $12,700 CityCAT, one of the planned Air Car models, reaches 68 mph, goes for a range of 125 miles. It will take only a few minutes for the CityCAT to refuel at gas stations equipped with custom air compressor u nits. MDI says it should cost only around $2 to fill the car up with 340 liters of air!

The Air Car will be starting production soon, thanks to India 's TATA Motors. Forget corn! That's a joke. There's fuel, user friendly, pocketbook friendly fuel! What can be better than air? Cool Concept :)

Now If We will just DEMAND this technology in the USA , we

may actually be able to tell foreign oil where to stick it! But I can't see why we have the most unfriendly energy congress in US history, or why they waste time fussing & fighting while we suffer.

Disappointment....

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:38:59 -0500

Victoria Beckham's denim line dVb is such a may-jah disaster that she's even willing to cut herself out of the brand -- literally -- to keep it afloat.

We hear Posh's much-hyped mens' denim line launch, which was supposed to happen this summer, is being pushed to December. And get this: dVb is stripping any mention of Victoria off the jeans actually to help sales. Imagine Posh shutting herself down!

As for her women's line, we contacted Kitson -- the first place in L.A. to market the duds -- and they told us they have "nearly 600 pairs" of the jeans left over from their original stock from April 2007. And even some of Posh's favorite stores -- like Maxfield -- have dumped the line into their second-tier stores, and major department chains, we're told, have had "dismal sales."

Gaaross.

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:22:08 -0500

See if you can tell which one is Brooke Hogan and which one is Hulk Hogan's girlfriend?

Maybe Hulk can't either --- unless he rubbed lotion on Brooke's inner thighs and caught her panty dance on purpose!

Brooke and Jen compared notes while tanning together on Monday.

MINI-ME PORNO...TOO FUNNY

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:33:57 -0500

TMZ has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.

Click here to watch the "short" clip!!

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS NOW CALLED 'POPS'

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:41:22 -0500

Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed their first child yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. Camila gave birth to a boy at 6.22 p.m. local time weighing 7 lb., 4 oz. As of last night, a baby name was not announced.

In honor of that there will be a PARTY AT THE MOONTOWER later this evening. ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!

GUYS...WE NEED HELP.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:39:36 -0500

A few weeks ago I made a bold move in what I wore to work, for those that don't know not only am I on the air everyday taking you home from work but I am also the Program Director of the radio station so from time to time I am required to wear a tie to the office. Anyhow, one night my beautiful Fiancee' (who is a serious fashionista) forced me to sit through a rerun of Project Runway, on the show that night one of the designers went out on a limb and mixed a striped dress shirt with a dot patterned tie, I THOUGHT IT LOOKED FANTASTICAL. I get to the office that day and BAM here comes Jay Styles complaining that I looked like a moron with my experiment. I explained where I saw this mixed and matched style and was still made fun of relentlessly. Needless to say...I have never experimented with style again.

With all of that said, if you ladies want your man to be "re-modeled" and he's worried about losing any sense of masculine that he has, tell him to look at this website:

http://www.mens-fashion-tips.com/

It's mostly with suits and such, but there's some handy style tips about hair and skin care that he can use and still be the lumberjack type that he is. I'm beginning to use it and most of the site is totally true...at least my fasionista super-hot fiancee' says so. And that's who I have to impress most.

BOOBS IN A BOTTLE

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:48:13 -0500

Ladies a friend of mine told me about this:

The NY Post today and they featured a cream that supposedly keeps make your boobs grow! Yes, I said, GROW. It's called "Rodial Boob Job" and you can get it here.
Rodial's clinical studies show that your breasts will get 8.4% bigger. For $175, they better be double dd's by the time you're finished with the damn bottle.

FOUND A FRAGRANCE FOR MY HUNNY

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:37:32 -0500

Fellas...you want to assure your place in saint hood with your lady friend(s)? Go to Neiman Marcus' online catalog and order her this:

Salvatore Ferragamo's Incanto Dream Eau de Parfum
$75.00 for the Big Bottle
$55.00 for the little one (cheapskate)
I've made it easy to order go:
http://ferragamo.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod1440001&parentId=cat401&masterId=cat101&cmCat=cat000000cat101cat401&index=1&tid=C5s

Not only will she love it, but everytime she wears it you will want to takle and ravage her.

Just a tip. Single ladies, you will thank me later in your wedding vows to the man who found and worships you because you smell of this goodness....yes it will happen.

Because, 60% of the time....it works EVERY time!

GETTING IN SHAPE. I SUCK AT IT.

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:33:46 -0500

Recently I challenged myself to cut back on my alcohol consumption, NO, not because of a DUI or anything like that, it was just something I figured it was time to do. So far it has worked out pretty well, minus a few times on special occasions, but overall I've continued to surprise myself by keeping my intake to a minimum. Believe me, its been a struggle. But when I chose to challenge myself, I also challenged myself to get back in shape. You see, I'm one of those people who were blessed with pretty healthy genes, I have a high metabolisim, great bone structure and actually have had a hard time gaining mesurable weight....until now. Since I've cut back on my boozing, I lost like 4 or 5 pounds but I've since put them back on. Admittedly, I eat like hell, smoke (ugh) and my idea of exercise is the hour or so I spend mowing the yard. I'm beginning to see what you women call a "MUFFIN TOP" around my waist and I'VE NEVER HAD THIS!!!! Keep in mind kids, I was 145 pounds soaking wet in High School but in shape with less than 4% body fat. I also was a baseball player who ran a mile and a half a day, did strength training and was in the heat daily for 8 months of the year. Christmas of my senior year...BAM, car accident with a career ending knee injury. I was screwed, I couldn't even walk up stairs without some level of severe pain. I was screwed. Keep in mind this was almost 10 years ago.

Fast forward a few, I've since rehabbed my knee, to a certain extent I can't do some of the same things I once did, but I can run briskly and do strength training....I just don't.

Jay Styles is in the same boat to a certian degree. But we don't know what to do.

Help.

ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:19:42 -0500

WOW. That is dope.

GAAAAROOSSS.

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:54:40 -0500

Linda hogan, who we will now refer to as "cougar," is slowly becoming just as disgusting as her husband Terry "Hulk" Hogan, who we will now refer to as "The Hulkster."

First, "THE HULKSTER" was spotted out on the town with a girl who bore a stirking reselmblence to his beastly daughter Brooke. NOW, as to not be outdone, "COUGAR" is dating a guy who bares a striking resemblence to her incarcerated sone Nick. In fact the kid is only 19, she's 45. Below is a picture of "COUGAR" and her boy toy roaming the beaches of Florida over the weekend with him and his friends.

Honestly, what can a 45 year old woman and a 19 year old guy have in common.

(COUGAR is second from the right)

Oh yeah....sex...and a love for boobs.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...MAN-CRUSHES ARE OK!

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:55:29 -0500

"Crush: a short-lived, intense and usually unrequited infatuation"

Seriously, I was surprised to hear that it was a 50/50 split with the ladies as to wether they thought Man-Crushes are ok. Most women i know think it's perfectly ok, especially since they all have girl-crushses (mostly on Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston) but I digress.

I don't want to get in the guys pants, I just admire him. He has a beautiful wife, he's a talented soccer player, he's a good dad, he takes good care of himself and he has good taste. That's it. Why is it that a man can't say something like that and be called GAY!

In all fairness, I am a very secure straight man who is happily engaged to be married next year to the most beautiful and talented women on the planet, my wonderful Lisa, and Im also the type of guy that can be around homosexuals and be perfectly fine, not uncomfortable, but that doesn't make me gay.

Am I off here on this? I mean MACHO-SEXUAL is the new METRO SEXUAL afterall!

Comments....

OLD SCHOOL

Mon, 12 May 2008 12:31:15 -0500

Found this vid today...thought it was hilarious because I'm sure most of you think that DJs are totally like this tool, but we're not.

If you're not at least 20, you'll have no idea what movie this is from.

FIRST SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER. IT'S DOPE.

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:58:45 -0500

It's soooo good to see Will Smif back doing what he's good at...being a smartass.

Imagine Fresh Prince meets Superman meets drunk idiot gone good.

Fantastic...a hell of alot better than the "straight to the bargin bin" film he did last...just awful