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Shorty: April 2008 Archives
Here I sit at the age of 23 years old. I feel a little older and with that said, a little fatter too. I was the short skinny kid in class and now I am just a little bit taller and looking at myself thinking I should probably stop eating ho-ho's for lunch....
Although things could be worse! I could release a hip hop album and although I never would, it would probably suck anyway....
I give a lot of respect to most of the hip hop artist of today, because it must be real hard to rhyme something with "girls booty"....hmmmmmm.....let's think...ok so she "shakes her Booty but I ain't fruity" (again I won't ever put out an album).
I won't put out a hip hop album why you ask? Ahhh, because I am not as cool as (drum roll please.............................) Bill Cosby!
Yes I said it. Bill Cosby wants and IS going to put out an album that gets in touch with today's youth about the importance of school and education.
School and education? Who needs that crap?
The sad part is that no one will probably buy his album. Even more sad news, nobody will probably illegally download that crap either. Geez!
Out,
Shorty
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