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Slabs of meat covering up her "side items" :) I think after this picture we can say she's a weirdo
So with the Summer of Hot done I stopped and tried to think of something I forgot to do all Summer...? OH YESH! I forgot to update my blog on hot981.com. Lot's has happened over the Summer - let's recap. Lindsay Lohan went to jail for like 6 days, then to rehab for like 14 days, then to umm a club the next night after rehab?!? Paris Hilton is REALLY bad a lying and swears the "white powder" in her purse isn't hers....sure Paris, keep telling yourself that. And then as always SupaDave and Marino both probably drank an Atlantic Ocean load of vodka over the summer - and Tone Hollywood's dance skillz haven't let up any - I think he's going to try to teach me how to dougie - which will be a BAD idea - just pre warning here. So with all the young Hollywood drama - here is a video that is proof that maybe some upcoming talent will provide some good news in the spotlight. This guy remakes the hit "Misery" by Maroon 5 with - get this - only noises he makes with his mouth.
Like everywhere in the world crime happens. Even in Japan. Most colleges and big malls have those telephones in the parking lot you can run to for help from the police. However the people in Japan have a better idea. Just dress up like a vending machine. Yes i am not making this up - I wish I could have come up with this somewhat great idea. Here's the deal. If a girl were to be walking alone at night and be approached with an attacker, she can run and turn her outfit into what looks like a Coca-Cola vending machine (or whatever type of drink you enjoy). I assume this is a great thing to have unless the attacker gets tired of looking for you and turns to grab a nice cold refreshing beverage...I believe that's when things could turn for the worse. 
My roommate gives the performance two thumbs down but I twisted his thumbs back up and added mine to give it FOUR thumbs up! If you have not checked out the episode I have your treat for the next 45 minutes - just don't let your boss catch you. Jay-Z gives a nice 7 minute performance.
Months after his departure with NBC he has now hit the road doing a tour which ends in the heart of New York CIty right across from the NBC building which he spent most of his life living, growing, and working at. CBS - 60 Minutes sits down with Conan to get his opinion on the dealbreaker with NBC - and he may have gotten 30 million dollars out of the deal - but somehow forgot to stop and grab razors to shave.....I can't wait to see the guy on TBS!
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TMZ was in court this AM when lawyers for the people suing Lindsay -- over a wild ride on Pacific Coast Highway back in 2007 -- asked a judge to order her to show up for her deposition. The attorneys also asked for sanctions against Lindsay, for not showing up twice for her depo. But there were technical problems with the legal docs that were filed, and the lawyers -- including Lindsay's lawyer, Ed McPherson -- agreed that Lohan will really really appear on May 4 for her deposition. But this time the judge made it clear ... he'll throw the book at her if she doesn't appear. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/Is this girl 16? Geez, causing DRAMA on the set of Dancing With The Stars with partner Tony Dovolani this past week and some how AMAZINGLY not getting kicked off the show last night?? Now the greatest idea in TV history (hmmm, maybe for ratings)... There will be a Jon & Kate themed dance - - no kidding. Tony will acting as Jon Gosselin as Kate plays herself in next weeks storytelling dance. "It's my story over the past two years," Kate said. "We're very, very excited." It will be very "Dramatic," promises Kate. To which Tony replies, "Lots of drama." Just to make sure we got the point, Kate reiterated, this time with a little more emphasis, that this is gonna be a dance with "Oh my gosh, so much drama." As much as we could decry this shark-jumping, contrived nonsense as a low point in reality TV history, it's actually a pretty genius move on ABC's part since: People love Kate and don't want to see her leave the show People love watching Kate humiliate herself on the show www.thehollywoodgossip.com
Michelle McGee is mistress number 1: 
Melissa Smith is mistress number 2:
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