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If you are about to be attacked in Japan....

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@ May 19, 2010 2:51 AM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Like everywhere in the world crime happens. Even in Japan. Most colleges and big malls have those telephones in the parking lot you can run to for help from the police. However the people in Japan have a better idea. Just dress up like a vending machine. Yes i am not making this up - I wish I could have come up with this somewhat great idea. Here's the deal. If a girl were to be walking alone at night and be approached with an attacker, she can run and turn her outfit into what looks like a Coca-Cola vending machine (or whatever type of drink you enjoy). I assume this is a great thing to have unless the attacker gets tired of looking for you and turns to grab a nice cold refreshing beverage...I believe that's when things could turn for the worse.

Betty White on SNL

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@ May 11, 2010 12:51 AM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

My roommate gives the performance two thumbs down but I twisted his thumbs back up and added mine to give it FOUR thumbs up! If you have not checked out the episode I have your treat for the next 45 minutes - just don't let your boss catch you. Jay-Z gives a nice 7 minute performance.

Conan chats with CBS about NBC and TBS

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@ May 3, 2010 2:54 AM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Months after his departure with NBC he has now hit the road doing a tour which ends in the heart of New York CIty right across from the NBC building which he spent most of his life living, growing, and working at. CBS - 60 Minutes sits down with Conan to get his opinion on the dealbreaker with NBC - and he may have gotten 30 million dollars out of the deal - but somehow forgot to stop and grab razors to shave.....I can't wait to see the guy on TBS!

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If you are under 18...CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Shorty

@ April 25, 2010 5:18 PM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Kim K is showing it all.....but due to the fact that I might get fired for posting this - I'll let you go to the link which provides some info and a pic of Kim K that might be a bit much for the younger eyes....

CLICK HERE

Lindsey Lohan - 3rd times a charm...

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@ April 22, 2010 2:37 PM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

TMZ was in court this AM when lawyers for the people suing Lindsay -- over a wild ride on Pacific Coast Highway back in 2007 -- asked a judge to order her to show up for her deposition. The attorneys also asked for sanctions against Lindsay, for not showing up twice for her depo. But there were technical problems with the legal docs that were filed, and the lawyers -- including Lindsay's lawyer, Ed McPherson -- agreed that Lohan will really really appear on May 4 for her deposition. But this time the judge made it clear ... he'll throw the book at her if she doesn't appear. Read more: http://www.tmz.com/

HOW is this girl still on DWTS

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@ March 31, 2010 4:08 PM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Is this girl 16? Geez, causing DRAMA on the set of Dancing With The Stars with partner Tony Dovolani this past week and some how AMAZINGLY not getting kicked off the show last night?? Now the greatest idea in TV history (hmmm, maybe for ratings)... There will be a Jon & Kate themed dance - - no kidding. Tony will acting as Jon Gosselin as Kate plays herself in next weeks storytelling dance. "It's my story over the past two years," Kate said. "We're very, very excited." It will be very "Dramatic," promises Kate. To which Tony replies, "Lots of drama." Just to make sure we got the point, Kate reiterated, this time with a little more emphasis, that this is gonna be a dance with "Oh my gosh, so much drama." As much as we could decry this shark-jumping, contrived nonsense as a low point in reality TV history, it's actually a pretty genius move on ABC's part since: People love Kate and don't want to see her leave the show People love watching Kate humiliate herself on the show www.thehollywoodgossip.com

The reason(s) Jessie James is in a TON of trouble

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@ March 25, 2010 3:09 AM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Michelle McGee is mistress number 1:

Melissa Smith is mistress number 2:

You can read more about it at HERE

Ke$ha can swim!

Shorty

@ March 24, 2010 12:19 AM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Ke$ha not rocking glitter on her face and jean jackets from the 80's...So whatdya think?

BREAKING NEWS

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@ March 23, 2010 8:38 PM Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Ok so maybe this isn't breaking news - - infact it's probably just a waste of space on my blog. I just felt the need to post this. "The Hills" star Audrina Patridge wearing short shorts. Someone find me a plane ticket NOW - maybe an 2 extra one for SupaDave and Marino too. God do I LOVE the warmer times of the year :)