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Jet Black, King of the Afternoon: July 2008 Archives

So, Sephora has a new line of "DRY" oils and they are the shizz according to my wifey. I will admit that they all smell frickin good on my lady, and my credit cards can show you how much she loves them too. Vanilla cupcake and guava passion are my favorites. Click here to get um'.
And I'm hearing alot about this new lip gloss from Sephora that is, allegedly, quite inexpensive. So, find it and send me your coupons so i'm not as broke after Lisa goes on a shopping spree in there. Geez...you know their light bill? Yeah....I paid it last month, it's TRUE!

You know it's rare that I will drum up the desire to see a movie based on the trailer, in fact the last movie that did this to me was Hancock back in April and before that it was Superbad, but this movie is doing that to me again:
This is by far one of the funniest series of videos I've ever seen. Imagine trying to get convicted murderers and drug dealers in this country to do something like this:
Supposedly the new Givenchy Phenomen'Eyes mascara that is featured in the August issue of In Style magazine is supposed to be the ish for "volume and detail" of lady lashes.
"I honestly can't remember the last time I was this excited about a mascara" -Vanessa Scali, makeup artist
The brush is weird, but apparently you can get to every lash with great detail. I really don't know how you women keep up. Anyhow, order it at www.sephora.com

Your Welcome.
BTW, that's the new "super hottie soccer star" (as my friend calls him) Christiano Ronaldo.

At least according to Catherina Zeta Jones it is....
"I hate Los Angeles with a passion. I felt that way even when I was single and knocking on doors trying to get a job. We go there, work hard, have our meetings and then get the hell out again. I don't know how people live there, especially with kids."
- Catherine Zeta-Jones
This is the same company which-a few months back-invented a car that costs only $2500 new. BUT it's not available in the USA . Why is it that a gasless vehicle that eliminates the reason to buy oil from foreign countries hasn't nipped the minds of US manufacturers? How bad can this be for anybody, anywhere in the world -- except for foreign oil?
The Compressed Air Car, developed by Motor Development International (MDI) Founder Guy Negre, might be the best thing to happen to the motor engine, and people all over the world.
The $12,700 CityCAT, one of the planned Air Car models, reaches 68 mph, goes for a range of 125 miles. It will take only a few minutes for the CityCAT to refuel at gas stations equipped with custom air compressor u nits. MDI says it should cost only around $2 to fill the car up with 340 liters of air!
The Air Car will be starting production soon, thanks to India 's TATA Motors. Forget corn! That's a joke. There's fuel, user friendly, pocketbook friendly fuel! What can be better than air? Cool Concept :)
Now If We will just DEMAND this technology in the USA , we
may actually be able to tell foreign oil where to stick it! But I can't see why we have the most unfriendly energy congress in US history, or why they waste time fussing & fighting while we suffer.
We hear Posh's much-hyped mens' denim line launch, which was supposed to happen this summer, is being pushed to December. And get this: dVb is stripping any mention of Victoria off the jeans actually to help sales. Imagine Posh shutting herself down!
As for her women's line, we contacted Kitson -- the first place in L.A. to market the duds -- and they told us they have "nearly 600 pairs" of the jeans left over from their original stock from April 2007. And even some of Posh's favorite stores -- like Maxfield -- have dumped the line into their second-tier stores, and major department chains, we're told, have had "dismal sales."
See if you can tell which one is Brooke Hogan and which one is Hulk Hogan's girlfriend?

Maybe Hulk can't either --- unless he rubbed lotion on Brooke's inner thighs and caught her panty dance on purpose!
Brooke and Jen compared notes while tanning together on Monday.

TMZ has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
Click here to watch the "short" clip!!

Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed their first child yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. Camila gave birth to a boy at 6.22 p.m. local time weighing 7 lb., 4 oz. As of last night, a baby name was not announced.
In honor of that there will be a PARTY AT THE MOONTOWER later this evening. ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT!
A few weeks ago I made a bold move in what I wore to work, for those that don't know not only am I on the air everyday taking you home from work but I am also the Program Director of the radio station so from time to time I am required to wear a tie to the office. Anyhow, one night my beautiful Fiancee' (who is a serious fashionista) forced me to sit through a rerun of Project Runway, on the show that night one of the designers went out on a limb and mixed a striped dress shirt with a dot patterned tie, I THOUGHT IT LOOKED FANTASTICAL. I get to the office that day and BAM here comes Jay Styles complaining that I looked like a moron with my experiment. I explained where I saw this mixed and matched style and was still made fun of relentlessly. Needless to say...I have never experimented with style again.
With all of that said, if you ladies want your man to be "re-modeled" and he's worried about losing any sense of masculine that he has, tell him to look at this website:
http://www.mens-fashion-tips.com/
It's mostly with suits and such, but there's some handy style tips about hair and skin care that he can use and still be the lumberjack type that he is. I'm beginning to use it and most of the site is totally true...at least my fasionista super-hot fiancee' says so. And that's who I have to impress most.
Ladies a friend of mine told me about this:

The NY Post today and they featured a cream that supposedly keeps make your boobs grow! Yes, I said, GROW. It's called "Rodial Boob Job" and you can get it here.
Rodial's clinical studies show that your breasts will get 8.4% bigger. For $175, they better be double dd's by the time you're finished with the damn bottle.
Fellas...you want to assure your place in saint hood with your lady friend(s)? Go to Neiman Marcus' online catalog and order her this: 
Salvatore Ferragamo's Incanto Dream Eau de Parfum
$75.00 for the Big Bottle
$55.00 for the little one (cheapskate)
I've made it easy to order go:
http://ferragamo.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod1440001&parentId=cat401&masterId=cat101&cmCat=cat000000cat101cat401&index=1&tid=C5s
Not only will she love it, but everytime she wears it you will want to takle and ravage her.
Just a tip. Single ladies, you will thank me later in your wedding vows to the man who found and worships you because you smell of this goodness....yes it will happen.
Because, 60% of the time....it works EVERY time!
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