Recently I challenged myself to cut back on my alcohol consumption, NO, not because of a DUI or anything like that, it was just something I figured it was time to do. So far it has worked out pretty well, minus a few times on special occasions, but overall I've continued to surprise myself by keeping my intake to a minimum. Believe me, its been a struggle. But when I chose to challenge myself, I also challenged myself to get back in shape. You see, I'm one of those people who were blessed with pretty healthy genes, I have a high metabolisim, great bone structure and actually have had a hard time gaining mesurable weight....until now. Since I've cut back on my boozing, I lost like 4 or 5 pounds but I've since put them back on. Admittedly, I eat like hell, smoke (ugh) and my idea of exercise is the hour or so I spend mowing the yard. I'm beginning to see what you women call a "MUFFIN TOP" around my waist and I'VE NEVER HAD THIS!!!! Keep in mind kids, I was 145 pounds soaking wet in High School but in shape with less than 4% body fat. I also was a baseball player who ran a mile and a half a day, did strength training and was in the heat daily for 8 months of the year. Christmas of my senior year...BAM, car accident with a career ending knee injury. I was screwed, I couldn't even walk up stairs without some level of severe pain. I was screwed. Keep in mind this was almost 10 years ago.

Fast forward a few, I've since rehabbed my knee, to a certain extent I can't do some of the same things I once did, but I can run briskly and do strength training....I just don't.

Jay Styles is in the same boat to a certian degree. But we don't know what to do.

Help.

WOW. That is dope.

Linda hogan, who we will now refer to as "cougar," is slowly becoming just as disgusting as her husband Terry "Hulk" Hogan, who we will now refer to as "The Hulkster."

First, "THE HULKSTER" was spotted out on the town with a girl who bore a stirking reselmblence to his beastly daughter Brooke. NOW, as to not be outdone, "COUGAR" is dating a guy who bares a striking resemblence to her incarcerated sone Nick. In fact the kid is only 19, she's 45. Below is a picture of "COUGAR" and her boy toy roaming the beaches of Florida over the weekend with him and his friends.

Honestly, what can a 45 year old woman and a 19 year old guy have in common.

(COUGAR is second from the right)

Oh yeah....sex...and a love for boobs.

"Crush: a short-lived, intense and usually unrequited infatuation"

Seriously, I was surprised to hear that it was a 50/50 split with the ladies as to wether they thought Man-Crushes are ok. Most women i know think it's perfectly ok, especially since they all have girl-crushses (mostly on Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston) but I digress.

I don't want to get in the guys pants, I just admire him. He has a beautiful wife, he's a talented soccer player, he's a good dad, he takes good care of himself and he has good taste. That's it. Why is it that a man can't say something like that and be called GAY!

In all fairness, I am a very secure straight man who is happily engaged to be married next year to the most beautiful and talented women on the planet, my wonderful Lisa, and Im also the type of guy that can be around homosexuals and be perfectly fine, not uncomfortable, but that doesn't make me gay.

Am I off here on this? I mean MACHO-SEXUAL is the new METRO SEXUAL afterall!

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