Found this vid today...thought it was hilarious because I'm sure most of you think that DJs are totally like this tool, but we're not.

If you're not at least 20, you'll have no idea what movie this is from.

It's soooo good to see Will Smif back doing what he's good at...being a smartass.

Imagine Fresh Prince meets Superman meets drunk idiot gone good.

Fantastic...a hell of alot better than the "straight to the bargin bin" film he did last...just awful

First, grab a tissue. I don't care who you are, what your opinion on the war or the president is, how hard you may think you have become...this will choke you up.

And this is why I drink Budweiser (responsibly).

Enjoy your weekend.

SO, celebrities are constantly trying to avoid being caught doing stupid s*&t, but some of my sources in Hollyweird threw a couple of photos at me today, and I could help but chuckle.

First, David Beckham

The guy is like an idol to me and apparently the night this photo was shot (4-15-08) his wifey, Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, was out of town and he was having a night with his boys, still totally BUSTED for staring down that chicks ass while he watches the Lakers and the Kings. Someone should remind him where the game is...

Second...a No name girl from Danity Kane

Obviously FAR less important than Becks...but at least she was busted forgetting something that all men can appreciate. Funny enough, this photo was taken moments before she was to appear on TRL (you know the last bit of programming on MTV that actually plays music videos...albeit 30 second clips of them, but i digress). That's all we need, teenage girls seeing some blonde headed, blue eyed singer flaunting her hoo has on tv....oh wait, isn't Britney getting a reality show?

So I was listening to highlights from a buddy of mine's radio show this afternoon, and one of the girls on his show brought out a new word:

MACHO-SEXUAL

I was hooked, not because I wanted to know more about this type of male so that I could spot them in public (gay), but it was the conversation surrounding the word that caught my attention.

Apparently, according to this girl, being Metrosexual is out, NO MORE MANNIES AND PEDDIES. No more matching shoes, socks, shirt and belt...together. No more keeping a fully clean shaven face. Apparently, it's out....just in case you men didn't know (yeah right).

Now I don't know if I consider myself a "metro-sexual," but I do consider myself to be a man with some pretty good taste in most things and I appreciate taking care of myself. BUT THIS METRO IS OUT THING IS SHOCKING TO ME!!

Now, apparently, I can't make a fuss out of my belt and shoes matching and getting a haircut without someone accusing me of being a homosexual. Now, I can do all of that as long as I know about the winner of last weekend's NASCAR race....this is BS!!

I want to take a stand but should I? Comment me...

For some reason I was searching for some stuff from one of my old radio stations in St. Louis on You Tube and I found something with me on it....I completely forgot I did this interview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6KxGUJgIts 

WEIRD.

That is all.

I don't even know where to start. You just have to see it to believe it...but I still think it COULD be a fake....But still, HOLY S&*% IS IT FUNNY!

So apparently because of my fondness for all things Scottish/Irish, and the fact that I blasted that fact to you in my last blog, I have become the resource for people looking to party pre-Monday...so my friends over at the Link (specifically Katie Scholler) have done the work for me...I hope this helps you make your partying decision..

Just don't forget:

1) DON'T MAKE FUN OF THE MEN IN THE KILTS!! HAVE FUN - NOT MAKE FUN!

2) Wear Green. It's just as required as wearing orange to a Clemson game. C'mon people.

Compiled by Katie Sholler
STAFF WRITER
ksholler@UpstateLink.com

GREENVILLE

2nd Annual Shamrock Fun Run 5K and 1 Mile Walk
March 15, 8:30 a.m.
Furman University
864.275.3500
www.shamrockfunrun.com

ï‚·  Live music, 5K course for run; lake course for walk.

St. Patrick's Day at Oysters
March 15, 2-5 p.m.
Oysters on the West End
11 W. Camperdown Way
864.242.0099

ï‚·  The Piedmont Boys, free oyster roast, $6 car bombs and green beer.

St. Patrick's Day Party
March 15, 7 p.m.
The Irish Pub
214 N. Pleasantburg Drive
864.621.6124
7 p.m.

ï‚·  Barley Boyz.

Luck of the Irish, Luck of the Mamis
March 15, 9 p.m.
SoHo Night Club
621 Airport Road
864.593.1187

ï‚·  DJ Ritmo, $200 prize for best sexy green outfit and free lucky green shots.

St. Patrick's Day Celebration
March 15
O'Malley's
1659 Woodruff Road
864.297.6442

Irish at the Wing
March 15
Wild Wing Cafe
15 W. Washington St.
864.242.9453

ï‚·  Sidecar Stan performs, drink specials.

St. Paddy's Day Party
March 17
Dixie's Tavern
18 E. North St.
864.242.9215

ï‚·  Drink specials and karaoke.

St. Patty's Party
March 17
Escape
115 Pelham Road
864.242.9269

ï‚·  $100 sexy leprechaun contest, $2 pitchers of green beer.

The Blarney Bash
March 17, 4:30-10 p.m.
Court Street
864.525.8319

ï‚·  RetroVertigo, Leslie, Greenville Pipes & Drums, Irish Step Dancing.

Eileen Ivers & Immigrant Soul
March 17, 7:30 p.m.
The Peace Center
300 S. Main St.
864.467.3025

ï‚·  Pre-show party in the lobby starting at 6 p.m.

St. Patrick's Day Party
March 17
Liberty Tap Room & Grill
941 S. Main St.
864.770.7777
www.tbonz.com

ï‚·  Live music outside all day with Dan & Ric, the Curbfeelers and Project 41, drink specials, Budweiser beer truck, traditional Irish food.

SPARTANBURG

Shamrocks on the Square
March 15, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.
Downtown Spartanburg
864.596.3104

ï‚·  Soulshine, Bagpipes, Irish step dancers, authentic Celtic entertainment, dart throwing, Irish contests, Irish market, children's activities, contests, corned beef and cabbage and green beer.

St. Patrick's Day Party
March 16, 7-10 p.m.
Country Club of Spartanburg
2500 Country Club Road
864.582.1646

ï‚·  All Irish Set with Neal Stryker and The Bandits.

St. Patrick's Day at Delaney's
March 17, 11 a.m.-until
Delaney's Irish Pub
117 W. Main St.
864.583.3100

ï‚·  Traditional Irish music followed by Neal Stryker and The Bandits.

ANDERSON

St. Patrick's Day Festival
March 17, 1-10 p.m.
Corbett McGee's
116 W. Orr St.
864.261.6401

ï‚·  Mark Campbell, Irish dancing, T.J. Lanaghan, Keltic Kudzu and the Deloreans.

St. Patrick's Day Parade
March 17, 3-4:30 p.m.
Downtown Anderson
864.245.7702

ï‚·  Starts at the intersection of Greenville and Main Streets.

LIBERTY

St. Patrick's Day Pancake Breakfast
March 17
Liberty Lion's Club
133 Squire Ave.
864.843.4204

GREER

St. Patrick's Day Party
March 15
Kay's Bar & Grill
135 Turner Hill Road
864.968.4680

ï‚·  Karaoke contest with $200 prize, corned beef and cabbage.

St. Patrick's Day Dinner Dance
March 17
The Starlight Ballroom
108 Trade St.
864.409.0817

AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REALLY WANT TO GO BAL!S OUT FOR THE HOLIDAY: 

COLUMBIA
St. Pat's in Five Points
March 15
Devine St., Columbia
www.stpatsinfivepoints.com

ï‚·  Parade, 5K Run and 1 Mile Walk, Live Music All Day

Hope this helps you make a SOUND decision on your festivities...Look for me at most of these as I'll be the gy wearing the kilt with red hair and an "IRELAND" shirt on...

Slainte - Jet Black

You know, I'm not sure that many people understand what St. Patrick's Day really means for Celtics.  For those of you that don't know what a Celtic is: it's anyone with a bloodline that originated in Ireland, Scotland or Wales. Nevertheless, it's not ALL about downing Guinness (or green beer) and getting shnockered whilst singing that song from the Departed, it's about soooo much more. I for one am about as Scottish as they come without a "Mc" in front of my name. Hell, I have a piece of artwork on my arm (from Todd at Artistic Ink in Anderson) that's dedicated to my Scottish Heritage. Anyway, there's sooo much about this day that sooo many people don't have a clue about, I thought I would dedicate this day's blog to exposing the rich culture that is a part of St. Pat's Day that so many people lose sight of in their drunken stupor...maybe that's why I'm doing it now, while we're all still sober. Below is the full Wikipedia entry about the day, and it pretty much sums up the whole kit and caboodle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Day 

But for the love of god, wear green and don't make fun of the guys in Kilts, it's tradition.

But just for fun:

and

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY...or as the CELTS say SLAINTE'

 Jet Black (that's my tat below)

You know, I'm really sick of hearing these good for nothing celebs getting themselves into trouble for being idiots. Seriously, it seems like every A list young celebrity has some sort of rapsheet, hell, they're passing laws in Los Angeles County due to Brit's behavior. What's even worse is that the system is allowing these morons to virtually get away with it, sometimes in multiples.

For example, our sources in Tinseltown sent this over today:

"Mischa Barton's DUI case was continued until April 10. Powerhouse defense attorney Anthony Salerno appeared on her behalf, telling us he believes the case will be resolved 'favorably' -- meaning Mischa will probably get off with the standard sentence for a first time DUI offender, or less. He also says he believes the marijuana charge will be dismissed. Also, the driving without a license charge will most likely be dropped to an infraction, Salerno says. We're told the naturalized U.S. citizen is working on getting her California license now."

Ok, first off who sold her a car without a DL? Second, why should the weed charge be dropped, she had it, it's illegal (in CA you must carry a license with your grass to legally have it on your person, for medical reasons of course) and more importantly she was transporting it. For the average joe, nearly any measurable amount of smokie smoke in a vehicle carries with it an "intent to distribute" charge, most states even have an 'open container' like charge for carrying it in a vehicle, afterall it is a mind altering substance. And as if that wasn't enough, the driving without a license charge being reduced to an infraction is complete BS, I spent time in jail (in my younger years) for the same damn thing.

I'm of the opinion, IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE AN ADULT, ACT LIKE ONE.

Re-damn-diculious.